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Born in China, grew up in Sweden, now back in China again. Currently on a break from my Law studies at Uppsala University to study Chinese at Beijing University. This is my story.

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Monday, March 12, 2007 - Randomness

So some people may have heard of the site "Overheard in New York", which is basically a forum for all those lovely conversation people listen in on in NY. Stockholm has a similar site, so naturally, I did a search for Beijing.
Western and Chinese humor are still very, very different.

(From OiNY)
Hobo standing and applauding as Asian guy walks by:
Yeah! Woo-hoo! You're Chinese! Yeah! Go for you! Woo!
Asian guy: I don't have the heart to tell him I'm Korean.

--8th & 6th-->



(From an article about Overheard in Beijing, in Chinese - freely translated by me)
Guy: "Is this bus 973?"
(he asks because the digital screen is partially broke, and the 9, missing a few lightbulbs, has turned into a 5.)
......
If you're waiting for a punchline, you're gonna be waiting for a long time.

On the other hand, to be completely fair, the Chinese site did include a conversation that made me burst out laughing, but it's not a very... appropriate conversation. So we'll leave it at that.

Now I'm waiting for the sandstorms...

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 3/12/2007 10:29:00 PM| 1 enjoyed the dumplings

Monday, February 12, 2007 - Coldness fun

These are some weather observations I've made during my last two weeks here in the Northeast.

First of all, I'm constantly told that this winter is the warmest one anyone can remember. I don't doubt it the slightest, because I've seen melting snow and I've gone without longjohns in HARBIN. Now that's seriously warm, people.
But before those freakishly steaming days, when Andrea and I just arrived in Harbin, it was pretty cold. To Harbiners, that is. To us, it was more like a BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NEVER EXPERIENCED COLD LIKE THIS BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GONNA DIE IT'S SO COLD BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR kind of feeling.

Let me illustrate the disparity between Harbiners and the rest of the world.

(Me and Andrea on a freezing bus, during a snow storm day.
Me: two beanies (hats), my down jacket all zipped up, scarf covering my face, gloves, two pairs of warm socks, two pairs of longjohns and three layers of sweaters.
Andrea: one beanie, two knit scarves, down jacket, four layers of sweaters, two pairs of pantyhose and one pair of wool longjohns, seven pairs of socks, two pairs of gloves.)
We're both pretty cold. I can't feel my fingers, the soles of my feet hurt and Andrea isn't doing much better.
Old Harbiner next to us, in an unzipped down jacket, no gloves, no hat, no scarf, looking at us and chuckling.
Harbiner: "You two are from down South, aren't you?"
Me (realizing I can't claim to be from Harbin when in Harbin, because I can't take the cold like a real Harbiner): "Yeah, we're from Beijing. How could you tell?"
Harbiner: "You're way overdressed."

This was in -16ish C, with howling Siberian winds and heavy snow. Trust me, you haven't experienced cold until you experience Siberian winds. It's hard to adequately describe the feeling: the closest I get is the air in a freezer suddenly blowing right through you. You can't even breathe cuz it hurts.
Later, on the same bus, we saw a man in his 50s jump onboard in summer sneakers, sweatpants and a thin fall jacket, completely unperturbed. The jacket wasn't zipped up either.

It may sound completely trivial, but to me these differences are fascinating. The first day, when my cousin took me and Andrea sightseeing, we were bundled up in the manner described above, while he wore a light down jacket, no scarf, no hat and no gloves. We were about to die from the cold. No kidding. I bought those beanies in the first store we saw, not caring about price, not caring about style, my only concern being staying alive through the rest of the day. And he's just a typical Harbiner - hardly anyone wears gloves, scarves or hats here, especially not older people. It's quite the disconcerting feeling to trudge along like a bundled-up balloon, only to see a sexagenarian walk past you in a an unzipped fall jacket.

(and yes, I've been terribly remiss in posting. It sounds so lame, but I've seriously been too busy to post. I'll try to do my best to give you a description of the New Years celebrations at least.)

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 2/12/2007 11:39:00 AM| 0 enjoyed the dumplings

Saturday, January 27, 2007 - Off to Harbin

I'm going to Harbin on Monday with Andrea and three days sightseeing in the city I was born in. After that, Andrea goes back to Beijing, but I'm probably going to stay over New Years. That's four weeks, until end of February.
Detailed and long-winded tales of my travels will appear, I promise. I expect I will have a lot of time to write, as soon as I settle into the quotidian lull of four weeks' vacation in one place.

Blake (on getting a seat on a Chinese bus for the first time):
"WOW!! I feel like a ROCKSTAR!!"
(later, trying to get off said bus)
"Please give me some space! I'm really really fat!!"
(I assume people moved out of the way because he was yelling in English, not because he's, y'know, big-boned.)

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 1/27/2007 01:04:00 PM| 0 enjoyed the dumplings

Tuesday, January 23, 2007 - Back in Beijing

Yeah, I'm back. I've been on vacation in southern China for the past three weeks or so. I could say it feels good to be back, but really, nuh-uh. Frigidly cold winter air and pollution can't really compare with summer weather and palm trees.
My trip was fun and amazing in so many ways. I'll try to post some of the highlights here later. Right now, I gotta try and find a train to Harbin.

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 1/23/2007 12:54:00 PM| 0 enjoyed the dumplings

Sunday, December 31, 2006 - Snow and New Years

It snowed yesterday, for the first time this winter in Beijing.
I had sort of gotten used to the eternal, dry, cold fall, where the temperature changes were the only indicators of changing seasons. The leaves have stayed on the branches, albeit a bit mummified because of the dry weather, and the grass is completely yellow now, but other than that, it’s just like a cold fall.
Until yesterday.
I heard on the news that it would snow, but last time it was apparently only a few snowflakes mixed with rain drops. This time, I looked out the window, did a double take, and just stared slack-jawed on the view.
Snow. Real, white (from a distance at least) snow.
And you people know me: I jumped up and down, I squaled, I waved my hands a lot with a huge smile on my face. Flashes of perfect corduroy slopes and a brilliantly blue winter sky interspersed with the massive grey overcast world that was Beijing.
I haven’t missed the snow this winter, instead delighting in the perfectly dry grounds enabling me to bicycle as fast as I want, wear high-heeled boots and the absence of dirty slush everywhere. But yesterday, when I saw everything glazed in white, I realized how much I loved it. Walking outside, now gingerly, in my high-heeled boots, I couldn’t stop smiling, even as the snow on the roads seemed to turn black before my very eyes, even if people who didn’t know how to bicycle in the first place were still struggling past me, sometimes even with passengers. There were fewer cars outside, and they all drove slower and more carefully (due to the fact that winter wheels are an unknown phenomenon in China – once cab driver started laughing and cheerfully told me that was only for “race cars”. Silly girl like me, how would I know anything about driving in snow anyways?)
I was less delighted the same afternoon, when all the slush had turned pitch-black on the roads. But still, as I look out the window I can only see the white tree branches. And I keep smiling.

Tonight is New Year’s Eve. I should probably take some time to reflect upon the year that’s passed, the year ahead, everything I’ve learnt and experienced…
I’m not going to. I don’t like these ordained breaches, end-beginning, where society dictates you have start anew, look ahead, begin on a clean slate. Shouldn’t we do that most everyday? I know I try to. Therefore, there will be no New Years resolutions, except reinforcing my ambition to keep bettering myself and make the most out of everything I do.
But who knows, I might change my mind tomorrow. I’ve been called fickle ;-)
Also, tonight is probably the first New Year’s Eve spent solely with friends. My past ones haven’t been all that big a deal; first some time with family, then maybe going out with friends afterwards. Last year I had a severe throat infection and could barely keep myself awake past midnight, I recall being at a Chinese dinner party with my parents and our family friends. This year, decided as of this morning a la the last-minute Chinese style, I’ll be going to two house parties (in the same house, very convenient =D) and then to the Yen New Years party. It’s probably going to be a disappointment, cuz I’m so incredibly geared up for it, but effin hell – I’m so geared up for it!
And then next week I have 4 exams. So I’m going to go study now.
Happy New Year to all of you, and hope you as crazy and fun a night as I hope to have! And looking ahead (ah, fickleness), I hope we all have a wonderful year ahead, I truly do – hey, well wishes never hurt anyone. =)
Oh, and yesterday I took a cab ride with possibly the happiest cab driver I've met. His hobby was homing pigeons (?? The ones that used to carry mails?), he had about a hundred of them in a giant cage on the roof, and routinely spent a few hours a day tending to them and playing with them. When other drivers do 12-hr or 24-hr shifts, he took a lunch nap every day and never set the alarm in the morning. In his words: "Some months I work a little less and play a little more. So I make a little less. But hey, I've been doing this for ten years, and I still like it."

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 12/31/2006 12:03:00 PM| 2 enjoyed the dumplings

Thursday, December 28, 2006 - To be Chinese or Swedish, that is the question..

(looking at fake Peak Performance and Canada Goose jackets with my parents at the Silk Market, beginning to bargain)
My Mom (in a doubtful tone): "Are these jackets warm enough for Manchuria?"
Saleswoman: "Of course! It's down! All the Swedes buy them!"
My Dad: "Wow, Swedes huh. But it's a Canadian brand?"
Saleswoman: "Yes, but Swedes buy them too."
My Mom (straight-faced): "Yeah, but is it really cold in Sweden?"
Saleswoman (confidently): "It's MUCH colder in Sweden than in Manchuria! Their summers are like our winters!"
All three of us (in sync): "Wow, that's cold!"

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 12/28/2006 04:16:00 PM| 2 enjoyed the dumplings

Wednesday, December 27, 2006 - Internet blackout

So in other news.. Apparently, because of the earthquake in Taiwan yesterday (this morning?), several of the fiber-optic cables (providing China with bandwidth) on the ocean floor have been severed and consequently, Internet traffic in China today has been limited to Google, Gmail, sites on native servers and Blogger (for some inexplicable but giant gift-horse reason - maybe because the blogs themselves are unblocked and come with Chinese text for me nowadays, could mean they now exist on native servers). MSN and Skype are both down as well, foreign sites are slow or dead.
I hope this gets resolved soon (I've heard rumors of three weeks reparation time..), but in the meanwhile, if anyone knows anything from foreign news sites, I'd be grateful for some good ol'fashioned cut-and-paste mails about the situation.

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 12/27/2006 06:39:00 PM| 0 enjoyed the dumplings

I didn’t get a single Christmas present this year. Oh I got goodies alright, but not a single Christmas present.
And it was one of my best Christmasses ever.
The only Christmas carol I heard from beginning to end was on Christmas Day, on a friend’s computer in Chinese Media Reading class.
The only Christmas trees I saw were the gaudily decorated ones in the hotel lobby.
There were a couple of Santa hats on the waiters and waitresses in one of the many Chinese restaurants we ate in. But no head-to-toe Santa.
There were some tinsels here and there.
But overall, I celebrated Christmas in an environment, a world, only in its first stages of commercialist infatuation with yet another spending holiday.
It was unique. It was topsy-turvy. It was unreal.
It was one of my best Christmasses ever.

Things of note during the weekend:
- My parents, especially my Mom, are so spoilt by the perfect shiny happy paradise (by comparison) that is Sweden. I never quite expected to see in her the same reaction and frustration to China that I experienced my first weeks here, and I never quite expected to ever be the more “Chinese” one in our family. But the reverse culture shock was quite fascinating, if not downright amusing at times, and by Monday, they’d both settled in pretty well. Which is good, because right now, they’re on their way to Hegang. Hehehe… the thought alone makes me snicker.
- Beijing duck is delicious. All the turkeys in the world should be replaced with Beijing duck, whether for Christmas, Thanksgiving, or any other holiday that warrants Beijing duck. Like, uh, Day-when-I-really-want-to-eat-Beijing-duck.
- I woke up on a rock-hard electrically heated kang on Christmas Eve, in a Chinese courtyard room with its own outdoor hot tub. Then I had Christmas breakfast in a giant greenhouse.
- Actually, we spent most of the day before Christmas in a giant greenhouse with spa, sports and pool/hot spring facilities, participating in a company Christmas activity day/party, Chinese style.
- I actually went to two of my classes on Christmas Day. There were three other people in the first one, but almost ¾ of the class in the second one (Chinese Media Reading), a testament to our teacher’s brilliance methinks.
- I had a lovely Christmas Eve dinner with my family and relatives in a noisy, packed middle-class Chinese restaurant. Around us were mostly students or 20-30 yr olds, Christmas being just another excuse to have dinner with friends. It was Chinese, it was raucous, there was not a single Western Christmas dish in sight… it was family, and it was home.

- My parents were here. I couldn’t have wished for a better Christmas gift. Walking arm in arm with them through Beida’s campus, watching the myriad of Chinese students ice-skating on Weiming Lake, in the cold, smoggy Beijing weather – it was magical, it was Christmas!

Now that that’s over... Time to look forward to New Year. Same people who did Halloween. I’m so excited I’m almost skipping at the thought. What better way to celebrate after a week’s cramming, and what better place to celebrate a year of so many new experiences and changes, than at a crazy New Year’s Party in the art district in one of the craziest, most whirlwind cities in the world?

Feifei fumbled with chopsticks @ 12/27/2006 09:13:00 AM| 1 enjoyed the dumplings