(looking at fake Peak Performance and Canada Goose jackets with my parents at the Silk Market, beginning to bargain)
My Mom (in a doubtful tone): "Are these jackets warm enough for Manchuria?"
Saleswoman: "Of course! It's down! All the Swedes buy them!"
My Dad: "Wow, Swedes huh. But it's a Canadian brand?"
Saleswoman: "Yes, but Swedes buy them too."
My Mom (straight-faced): "Yeah, but is it really cold in Sweden?"
Saleswoman (confidently): "It's MUCH colder in Sweden than in Manchuria! Their summers are like our winters!"
All three of us (in sync): "Wow, that's cold!"